Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? Because it soots him !

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ? Because he's Sooty ! YOU WANT MORE JOKES PLEASE CLICK LINK http://www.theholidayspot.com/christmas/jokes/index.htm